Like
myself, I'm sure that many of you have been enjoying the Games With
Gold service that Microsoft has initiated recently, and like many
other people have discovered the immense amounts of joy that can be
had from brutally destroying zombies in a variety of diabolical and
hilarious ways. I am of course, talking about Dead Rising 2,
as no doubt most of us are back in training for the upcoming Dead
Rising 3 we have decided to play
through once again to hone our zombie genocidal art and have a laugh
or two with such weapons as “The Sledge-axe” and “The Freeze
Bomb”.
Hey Buddy, Did ya hear this one? |
I
have no doubts that many of you have your own personal peeves that
make you foam at the mouth and rage quit faster than Sonic on a speed
bender, but without a doubt, mine has to be the lack of a quick/auto
save feature. Well that and having to constantly check on your
daughter, as if she was about to snort cocaine of a zombie hookers
back for shits and giggles at a moments notice.
Picture
the scene: you're fighting off a horde of brain and flesh hungry
zombies, as well as trying to defend yourself from a complete ass
hole...on a bike... that has fricking CHAINSAWS attached! You take an
unexpected hit from a zombie that knocks you in to the path of said
ass hole, who then saws you in half. Then you realise that your last
save was over an hour ago and that you're not even on the same
mission that you were on when you took a trip to the cock up
peninsular. And this, ladies and gents, is what REALLY gets up my
nose.
Good to see the Power Rangers back in action! |
If
only this game had a quick or auto save function, it would save so
much raging and going out for smoke breaks just to calm myself down
enough to try it again only to be met with the same results. This
isn't just a case of stupidity or “Poor Game play” this is all
out, balls to the wall INSANITY! Even Minecraft
has a fricking auto save feature! And that game looks like it was
made on a toaster that became self aware midway through development!
I hope for the love of all that I hold dear that Dead
Rising 3 will make the right
decision and include such a feature, its got so many other bells and
whistles on it that something that simple should be a no brainer.
Take THAT you filthy knave! |
But
the DR “Fan Boys” will protest that its all in the name of
“Immersion” “You wouldn't have an auto save function in a real
zombie apocalypse”. Well yes, this is true...but I also wouldn't be
running around a zombie infested shopping mall wearing my underpants
on my head and beating them with a handbag! Rant_end/
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